Woke up stepping on a snail. It was raining outside. Ever since then nothing really made sense. Besides the fact that it was raining

The first thing I knew was darkness. Beep... Beep... Beep . That was the first sound I heard... "And the only way to do Great work, is...

Some watches aren't just meant to tell time. Some can't even tell time. And then some are just not on time all the time.

Unicorns are always horny. -a horny unicorn Are unicorns always horny. Unicorns always are horny.

Summer nights were meant to be warm. Whimsical dusk bearing colours which could have scholars arguing. Is it Orange? Red? This was not...